• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

imagineevanstan:

imagine chris marathoning sebastian’s filmography and then coming up to him, tired and sort of feverish from staying up too late, blurting out, “are you playing bucky as gay as you play all your characters?” and sebastian going bright red.

(via penguincas)

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One↳Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal 
mastermind. 

One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

beddyburc:

BBC Sherlock AU - The Other One
Sherlock has a twin brother who turns out to be a criminal mastermind.
One solves crimes, the other one creates chaos. Ghastly, isn't it?

(via welshficwitch)

lambishwolf:

lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

Not only that, but it’s seen as the best to use with adult English learners (in other words, pre-literate and semi-literate people), because the letters look so much like their handwritten counterparts, not so alien as print must look.

(via korrawr)

shoomlah:

Oh, Elsa.  What are we going to do with you.
Frozen is purportedly set in the 1830’s-40’s, but I’ve been obsessed with finding a style that could marry her coronation gown with her ice gown more seamlessly; the open robes you see during the Regency era, including those being worn by Scandinavian royalty at the time, seemed a particularly apt analog for her… weird underarm-cape.  Thing.  You also see her mom wearing something very similar for something like ten years, so it’s not a huge stretch to think it could be a popular look in Arendelle.  THAT’S MY EXCUSE.
I initially designed this for her coronation, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to explore how that same silhouette might work with her ice gown as well.  Someday, theoretically, I would love to do a more literally iced-up version of her gown, but I figured the alternate colour way would be a nice middle ground to strike.
-C
( See the rest of the series HERE , and check out the FAQ HERE ) 
shoomlah:

Oh, Elsa.  What are we going to do with you.
Frozen is purportedly set in the 1830’s-40’s, but I’ve been obsessed with finding a style that could marry her coronation gown with her ice gown more seamlessly; the open robes you see during the Regency era, including those being worn by Scandinavian royalty at the time, seemed a particularly apt analog for her… weird underarm-cape.  Thing.  You also see her mom wearing something very similar for something like ten years, so it’s not a huge stretch to think it could be a popular look in Arendelle.  THAT’S MY EXCUSE.
I initially designed this for her coronation, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to explore how that same silhouette might work with her ice gown as well.  Someday, theoretically, I would love to do a more literally iced-up version of her gown, but I figured the alternate colour way would be a nice middle ground to strike.
-C
( See the rest of the series HERE , and check out the FAQ HERE ) 

shoomlah:

Oh, Elsa.  What are we going to do with you.

Frozen is purportedly set in the 1830’s-40’s, but I’ve been obsessed with finding a style that could marry her coronation gown with her ice gown more seamlessly; the open robes you see during the Regency era, including those being worn by Scandinavian royalty at the time, seemed a particularly apt analog for her… weird underarm-cape.  Thing.  You also see her mom wearing something very similar for something like ten years, so it’s not a huge stretch to think it could be a popular look in Arendelle.  THAT’S MY EXCUSE.

I initially designed this for her coronation, but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to explore how that same silhouette might work with her ice gown as well.  Someday, theoretically, I would love to do a more literally iced-up version of her gown, but I figured the alternate colour way would be a nice middle ground to strike.

-C

( See the rest of the series HERE , and check out the FAQ HERE 

(via archmasterjazzy)

thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him
thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him
thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him
thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him
littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU!?

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3





































littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU!?

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3





































littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU!?

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3





































littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU!?

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3





































littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU!?

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3





































littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU!?

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3

littletrenchcoatangel:

the-goddess-divine:

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

greeleys:

OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.

BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?

image

DO YOU!?

image

*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*

they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3

(via fenstiel)

setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.
setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin
such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake."Can you get a close-in on this?"I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.

setbabiesonfire:

castorochiaro:

nerdloveandlolz:

embryhallowed:

boydoicry:

seriously tearing up at 2am over steve irwin

such an incredible person who really cherished animals, his death will always hurt my heart. always

gets bitten on the neck by a snake.

"Can you get a close-in on this?"

I will never not love this man with all my heart.

So gentle. Obviously I didn’t know him in person but the way he didn’t react in anger here seems to show a very kind spirit. I wish people wouldn’t joke about how he died. People wouldn’t joke about a firefighter who died in a fire. Steve was all about showing us that even dangerous animals deserve our admiration, respect, and even a sort of affection, and that was something worth doing, even if he seemed goofy and silly sometimes.

I wanted to BE this man as a kid. I did. The world was so scary and he was always so excited about it all, I wanted to be excited too. I hate jokes about his death and how people talk about him like he was crazy. He was alive. He loved every single day he was on this planet and if that’s something people think is worth ridicule, then that just makes me feel sorry for them.

I love Steve Irwin.

(via ourguideisaslan)

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via postpondsdepression)

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

image

(via foxnewsofficial)

“I want to do more in this world than just live in it.”
— (via ultiimodia)

(via labeteglatissante)

softwaring:




The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 





If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 
via Vice


softwaring:




The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 





If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 
via Vice


softwaring:




The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 





If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 
via Vice


softwaring:




The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 





If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 
via Vice

softwaring:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice

(via ocfos)

art-and-fury:

Lady with Fan - Gustav Klimt

(see)

(via koduck)

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

(via lostheart95)